Hey macy, what’re you doing?

nothing much, just spending some time with my vulcan while Kirk is away ;)

“Hey honey, I’m h- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??”

KIRK-I… UH…..WHAT’RE YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY?????

“I LEAVE FOR TWO DAYS, AND YOU START FUCKING MY EX BOYFRIEND?!?!?!?!”

“You BROKE UP WITH ME, KIRK. THIS ISN’T HER FAULT.”

“SO IT WAS MY FAULT? OH REALLY?”

“YES. YES REALLY”

” OH REALLY?”

“REALLY.”